The Hampton Roar (Part 5)

The following article appeared in the programme for Racing Club Warwick v Coventry Sphinx on 9th October 2007.

Welcome to today’s match and the latest instalment of the season’s diary by your favourite Racing Club correspondent.

Saturday 1st September – Coalville Town v Racing Club Warwick, Midland Alliance

Fresh off the back of three defeats we travelled more in hope than expectancy. This game was a rearranged fixture pulled forward from later in the season due to FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round exits by both clubs. Speaking to Boss Bobby before the game I told him that we could expect almost anything from the game and, as it tuned out, I reckon that was what we got. It was good to see one of my personal favourite Racers of recent times, Jermaine Gordon. Jam, as he was known in these parts, spent much of his time injured or suspended whilst with us and was one of those strikers who hustled and bustled without scoring loads but when he did notch a goal it always seemed to be important. Against Coalville it made a pleasant change for Racing Club to be well matched with our opponents and both sides huffed and puffed throughout the first half without creating too much. This was my first opportunity to see Martin Thompson in a Racing Club shirt and he acquitted himself well proving to be a thorn in the side of Coalville’s defence and Carl Lawrence in particular all afternoon. It was interesting to watch the duel between the pair of them with both giving as good as they got albeit I think that Lawrence was outfoxed on more than one occasion and resorted to some tasty challenges to try to keep Thompson subdued. After half an hour Thompson (aka Clunesy to his mates – I’ll leave you to work out why) surged into the box from wide and struck one of those low hard crosses that defenders hate – the Ravens Andy Crabtree must have really hated it as he applied a wonderful finishing touch past Scottish goalkeeper-in-need-of-sub-titles Daniel Handley into his own net. We were leading and we even managed to protect our lead until the half time whistle although I felt that our lead was a little fortunate both due to the nature of our goal and Coalville’s woeful heading ability when facing our goal.

Coalville came out for the second half with much more purpose and proceeded to camp out in our half for most of the second half. The Racers defended stoutly but the pressure was building and centre-half Lawrence stole forward to equalise for our hosts on the hour mark. Worse was to come as super-sub Rob Johnson showed his team mates how to take a chance with two more goals on 69 and 86 minutes. It was no consolation that Bobby had picked Johnson out before the match as someone that he was interested in! We were down but not out and Ryan Robbins pulled out a late consolation prize in the 90th minute following a blatant shove on the defender which the officials didn’t spot! It’s a good job that, as requested, I respect the officials because otherwise I might have wanted to moan about a number of wrong decisions and blatant fouls that went unpunished – but I wouldn’t do that would I? God bless the men in black! We wouldn’t have a game without them would we? I was amused the following day when the Midland Alliance website credited Robbins’ goal to Tom Farmer – Robbins was wearing a different shirt number to that noted on the team sheet so the mistake was understandable but for those of us who recognise the pair of them I think that it would have to be a very poor light indeed before you would tend to confuse Tom and Ryan! It finished 3-2 and sadly we had got what we deserved out of the game albeit following a much better performance. The result dumped us into the bottom three and it looks increasingly like this will be a tough season. But we’re up for the challenge aren’t we?

Tuesday 4th September – Racing Club Warwick v Alvechurch, Midland Alliance

Bobby’s programme notes the following Saturday suggested that we should put this one behind us as quickly as possible. If only it was that easy. This game was the stuff of nightmares as local rivals Alvechurch came to Hampton Road and won 6-1 with Lee Chilton helping himself to four thanks to some woeful defending. The strange thing about this game was that I didn’t feel that man for man our boys were particularly inferior to Alvechurch’s and indeed the match was competitive for the first half an hour. But once Alvechurch got their noses in front there was only going to be one winner and our tactics and organisation surely played a large part in our downfall. Back to the drawing board please Bobby but good luck too – we’re right behind you! The final half an hour was a sad affair as the result already in no doubt when Alvechurch defender Leigh Clayton received a very nasty injury that required a trip to hospital by ambulance I hope that you have a very speedy recovery Leigh.

Wednesday 5th September – England v India, 6th One-Day International

I was up bright and early the following day to catch the train from Leamington Station down to London for the Sixth Nat West One-Day International (ODI) cricket match at the Oval. I will choose watching football over cricket every time but as I hadn’t managed to catch any of the Test Match action over the course of the summer, I found an invite to an ODI impossible to resist. The first challenge to overcome was to actually reach the Oval itself as the gentlemen of the RMT had decided to hold a 72-hour strike which straddled this particular day. How kind of them to wait until everyone’s summer holiday was over in order to ensure maximum disruption! As it happened the RMT had decided to suspend their strike after only 24 hours but the underground was still not back to normal I think due to the various maintenance inspections not having been carried out. A brisk walk from Marylebone to Baker Street however and I was successfully onto the Bakerloo and Victoria lines and had arrived at Vauxhall by 9:30. A five minute walk down to the Oval and there I was tucking into bacon sandwiches courtesy of my hosts and watching the two sides going through their warm-ups and stretching exercises well before 10AM.

The match “kicked off” (what is the cricket equivalent other than “start of play”?) at 10:15 with England having won the toss and deciding to bat first. I’d never been to an ODI before and so found the comparison with Test cricket rather disturbing. For a start neither side wore whites, instead opting for either light blue (India) or dark blue (England) pyjamas. There were also unfamiliar rules to absorb concerning the number of fielders allowed in “the circle” and something called a Powerplay that I never did fully grasp. The Duckworth-Lewis score was also displayed on the scoreboard to guide both sides as to who would be declared the winner in the event of rain (not that there was any chance of rain today – “Indian Summer” anyone?). My prejudices were about to be blown away however. This match was an absolute cracker.

England elected to bat first and were immediately in trouble losing Cook for a duck with the score at 0 for 1. England then proceeded to press the self destruct button a further three times during the innings in the form of run outs given against Kevin Pieterson, Captain Collingwood and debutante Luke Wright. Pieterson’s run out was astonishing in that his playing partner Owais Shah remained rooted within his crease with Pieterson scrambling home at the same end. The view of my colleagues at the time was that Shah should have lifted his bat thereby sacrificing his wicket to preserve the greater prowess of Pieterson but he obviously knew better. Shah went on to finish 107 not out ensuring that Pieterson could not complain too loudly when Shah finally returned to the pavilion. New boys Wright and Shah added 106 for the sixth wicket and another newcomer Dimitri Mascarenas (as the song goes: Hey Ma(s)carena!) closed the innings with a truly astonishing five sixes from the final over to leave England on a very secure looking 316. My Indian colleagues were already unfurling the white flag.

Not knowing too much about Indian run chases my opinion was that there was no reason why India could not overhaul England’s total especially as England’s run gathering had been relatively sedate for the first thirty overs. Ganguly and the “little master” Tendulkar soon began to prove me correct as they put on 150 for the first wicket. Tendulkar finished on 94, falling once again to England’s own Sikh Monty Panesar, to prove his position as one of the world’s all time top batsmen. But once again this match proved to be a tale of unheralded youngsters as Robin Uthappa scored two boundaries in the very last over of the match to clinch an unlikely victory for the tourists. Real cricket aficionados informed me afterwards that this game was one of the most dramatic ODIs that there has ever been and I have to say that despite England’s defeat it was a real pleasure to be there. The result made it 3-3 going into the final ODI at Lords which England eventually won to secure a first ODI series win on home soil for quite a few years.

And finally here’s a tongue-in-cheek quiz question for you. How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb, one to buy the "1999 light bulb changing" commemorative t-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to Torquay.

Keep the faith!

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